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...if ingested seek a mortician.

Back to another movie review because I still haven't played a game good or bad enough to merit a review since the last one. I thought I'd continue along the same lines of my last review with a movie steeped in violence, gore and stupid people who love getting cut up. So I present to you The Collector, which is about a thief who attempts to rob a valuable jewel from a booby trapped house when he thinks all the residents are out, so basically Home Alone.

"Home Alone? Hold on, Obiwan. You said it was steeped in violence and gore.". Well actually I said it was 'basically' Home Alone, unlike Home Alone these traps are a little less 'paint tin to the crotch' and a little more 'guilitine to the face'.

The violence in this movie isn't even specific to humans, as there is even a part where a CAT gets it's legs melted off with acid then cut in half. This violence even surpasses any attempt at logic come the scene when somebody gets a hole cut into their stomach just so 'The Collector' can force a jar full of cockroaches into their intestines.

Do Watch This Movie:
- If you enjoy enjoy violence
- Thought Home Alone needed a little more gore
- Consider storyline to be optional in a movie.

Do Not Watch This Movie:
- If you have a soul.

...  at least hell is warm and all my friends will be there.
All hail

17 comments:

  1. D22 Zone12 February 2011 at 07:24

    From what i've read in here... looks pretty spooky!

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  2. Raiku12 February 2011 at 07:44

    I've heard it's pretty awesome, and a bit like the movie Hostel. I'm going to have to check it out.

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  3. World of Zero12 February 2011 at 08:16

    Sounds interesting. I might check it out.

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  4. benbrthwt1512 February 2011 at 08:24

    I've seen this before, its an amazing movie with a really good plot. i would recommend anyone to watch it if you are interested in violent movies!

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  5. Mike Yang12 February 2011 at 09:01

    What if I have a soul AND enjoy violence?

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  6. Obi-wan Mikenobi12 February 2011 at 10:12

    @Mike Yang - You can discuss that with St.Peter at the pearly gates :P

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  7. PimpGangsterMedley12 February 2011 at 10:19

    Man I need a good scary flick to see since nothing will top A Serbian Film's awesomeness

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  8. Shutterbug12 February 2011 at 11:17

    You watch some pretty twisted movies!

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  9. Quasar green12 February 2011 at 13:59

    thanks the review I wont be watching this

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  10. Shahan12 February 2011 at 15:19

    As Quasar said...... thanks for the review I won't be watching this.

    Sounds like total and utter trash to me.

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  11. Tasty12 February 2011 at 16:14

    Why would they do that to a cat? I'm not gonna be watching this lol.. Thanks for the review.

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  12. Joe Somebody13 February 2011 at 08:41

    Ill still find myself checking the movie out.

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  13. Choms133713 February 2011 at 08:47

    I think I must watch this movie :P

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  14. Anonymouse13 February 2011 at 12:43

    sounds like required viewing to me. i'll check it out.

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  15. Stuff that matters, stuff that don't13 February 2011 at 13:26

    Followed. Sounds like thats probably not my cup of tea.

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  16. Strictly Business13 February 2011 at 20:03

    ahhhhh
    strictly business

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  17. Kazarak14 February 2011 at 00:50

    I am drawn to it, I hope it is on netflix

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