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Ever been hit with a knuckleduster? Well I have as of last night and I can't say I recommend it. After watching the Carling Cup Final last night my two mates and I went to a karaoke bar where, unbeknown to us, there were a bunch of pissed up Blues [Birmingham City] fans with knuckledusters looking for a fight to outnumber and batter some unarmed people with weapons.

In case any of my American followers were wondering the Carling Cup Final is a football [soccer] competition held at the countries biggest football [soccer] stadium which, as my English followers will know, gives every dickhead from all around the country the urge to fight. I'll be getting back to my to my normal posts once my head gets back to it's original size.

....and they wonder why we'll never host the World Cup.
All hail

39 comments:

  1. Ante Babaja28 February 2011 at 08:41

    i prefer pepper spray

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  2. Robert Fünf28 February 2011 at 08:52

    I prefer a kukri. Hey, if you have to outnumber someone to win a fight, you deserve what you get.

    Also, I hope you're okay. You still have a jaw?

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  3. Obi-wan Mikenobi28 February 2011 at 09:00

    @Robert Funf - Yeah, I'm good thanks my eye is a bit fucked and my nose is swollen but I can't complain. Me and my mate that took the majority of the beating are quite big guys to be fair so it could have been worse.

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  4. Melanie28 February 2011 at 09:26

    hope you are ok!

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  5. TheLake28 February 2011 at 09:34

    oh crap, those things hurt like a bitch

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  6. World of Zero28 February 2011 at 09:37

    Dude, that sucks. Lucky it wasn't a Katana or anything lethal.

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  7. Mike Litoris28 February 2011 at 10:04

    i hope you`re ok, bro

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  8. The Almighty Lewis28 February 2011 at 10:11

    Never been hit by 'em, don't think that sounds like a good time. Any fight I've been in generally is just fists.

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  9. Anonymous28 February 2011 at 10:33

    I never gotten hit by one but it looks painful! Hope you're doing okay!

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  10. llllollllll28 February 2011 at 10:41

    Wow, what fucking assholes.

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  11. Joe Somebody28 February 2011 at 11:09

    I have a conceal carry permit for this very reason. People can be so dumb.

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  12. T. Banacek28 February 2011 at 12:22

    That's awesome. I hope you are ok but have some nice battle wounds. Chicks dig scars.

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  13. Marijn28 February 2011 at 12:39

    Hope you are okay bro

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  14. Ashton Chase28 February 2011 at 14:27

    Typical meat heads using weapons and numbers to avoid any chance of harm to themselves.

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  15. Rarglol28 February 2011 at 14:35

    +5 ATK
    +2 Dex

    Hope you're OK :\

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  16. RedHeadRob28 February 2011 at 14:54

    Sounds like a bad time.

    Feel better.

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  17. Paranormal Explorer28 February 2011 at 14:58

    Lucky they didn't have anything worse!

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  18. ScottD28 February 2011 at 16:03

    does not sound fun

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  19. Candlej-28 February 2011 at 17:42

    holy crap are you alright? those things are no joke

    randomramblingggg.blogspot.com

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  20. Anonymouse28 February 2011 at 20:04

    damn, dude, i can imagine that would hurt quite a lot.

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  21. Hombre72028 February 2011 at 22:30

    That were crap.

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  22. Unknown1 March 2011 at 01:38

    ouch, hope youre ok

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  23. baxxman1 March 2011 at 06:17

    He, same football freaks here in Germany!
    http://baxxmans.blogspot.com/

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  24. EpitomeofStrange1 March 2011 at 10:03

    Sorry to hear about your assault. i hope you reported it

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  25. jopjopjop1 March 2011 at 12:32

    omg hope you`re ok!

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  26. Toto1 March 2011 at 14:17

    oh my god....

    http://all-around-toto.blogspot.com/

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  27. Chuck1 March 2011 at 16:03

    FFS that's awesome! Party conversation material that... 'Knuckelduster? yeah I've been hit with one of them. Hurt? Pfft, Nah.'

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  28. Anonymous1 March 2011 at 20:33

    that thing can relaly hurt you bad bro.

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  29. Stuff that matters, stuff that don't2 March 2011 at 05:20

    Ouch, sounds painful. At least in England you know which nights you're going to get into fights on, i.e. only after the matches, and you're relatively safe the rest of the time. Lol.

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  30. synoptixs2 March 2011 at 15:39

    those knuckles can kill, I've seen someone's jaw get broken by one

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  31. obi3 March 2011 at 04:44

    hope your feeling better... phh dickheads!

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  32. Noah Vawter3 March 2011 at 11:40

    why does the world suck so much?

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  33. Mike Yang4 March 2011 at 12:17

    Yowza! Hope you're okay...

    In the states, only the PLAYERS get traumatic head injuries...

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  34. swagdigital4 March 2011 at 17:45

    Wow :/ I hope you are alright...

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  35. Elliot MacLeod-Michael6 March 2011 at 17:23

    Damn, dude, lucky you're coherent enough to blog still. I know what we Yanks call "soccer" is serious business over there, but that's just ridiculous. Feel better, following.

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  36. Lhosreiff6 March 2011 at 21:23

    Getting hit with hard stuff isn't usually much fun.

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  37. Drivebot7 March 2011 at 01:26

    well written post, I loll'd, but like. I felt bad to do so since you got hurt. either way, following! :)

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  38. Jessica Thompson7 March 2011 at 02:53

    Cant wait for the next post! Followed! alphabetalife.blogspot.com

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  39. Hombre7207 March 2011 at 23:49

    There's a reason they are illegal.

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