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Ever been hit with a knuckleduster? Well I have as of last night and I can't say I recommend it. After watching the Carling Cup Final last night my two mates and I went to a karaoke bar where, unbeknown to us, there were a bunch of pissed up Blues [Birmingham City] fans with knuckledusters looking for a fight to outnumber and batter some unarmed people with weapons.

In case any of my American followers were wondering the Carling Cup Final is a football [soccer] competition held at the countries biggest football [soccer] stadium which, as my English followers will know, gives every dickhead from all around the country the urge to fight. I'll be getting back to my to my normal posts once my head gets back to it's original size.

....and they wonder why we'll never host the World Cup.

39 comments:

  1. I prefer a kukri. Hey, if you have to outnumber someone to win a fight, you deserve what you get.

    Also, I hope you're okay. You still have a jaw?

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  2. @Robert Funf - Yeah, I'm good thanks my eye is a bit fucked and my nose is swollen but I can't complain. Me and my mate that took the majority of the beating are quite big guys to be fair so it could have been worse.

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  3. oh crap, those things hurt like a bitch

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  4. Dude, that sucks. Lucky it wasn't a Katana or anything lethal.

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  5. Never been hit by 'em, don't think that sounds like a good time. Any fight I've been in generally is just fists.

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  6. I never gotten hit by one but it looks painful! Hope you're doing okay!

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  7. I have a conceal carry permit for this very reason. People can be so dumb.

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  8. That's awesome. I hope you are ok but have some nice battle wounds. Chicks dig scars.

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  9. Typical meat heads using weapons and numbers to avoid any chance of harm to themselves.

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  10. Sounds like a bad time.

    Feel better.

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  11. Lucky they didn't have anything worse!

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  12. holy crap are you alright? those things are no joke

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  13. damn, dude, i can imagine that would hurt quite a lot.

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  14. He, same football freaks here in Germany!
    http://baxxmans.blogspot.com/

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  15. Sorry to hear about your assault. i hope you reported it

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  16. oh my god....

    http://all-around-toto.blogspot.com/

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  17. FFS that's awesome! Party conversation material that... 'Knuckelduster? yeah I've been hit with one of them. Hurt? Pfft, Nah.'

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  18. that thing can relaly hurt you bad bro.

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  19. Ouch, sounds painful. At least in England you know which nights you're going to get into fights on, i.e. only after the matches, and you're relatively safe the rest of the time. Lol.

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  20. those knuckles can kill, I've seen someone's jaw get broken by one

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  21. hope your feeling better... phh dickheads!

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  22. why does the world suck so much?

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  23. Yowza! Hope you're okay...

    In the states, only the PLAYERS get traumatic head injuries...

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  24. Wow :/ I hope you are alright...

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  25. Damn, dude, lucky you're coherent enough to blog still. I know what we Yanks call "soccer" is serious business over there, but that's just ridiculous. Feel better, following.

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  26. Getting hit with hard stuff isn't usually much fun.

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  27. well written post, I loll'd, but like. I felt bad to do so since you got hurt. either way, following! :)

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  28. Cant wait for the next post! Followed! alphabetalife.blogspot.com

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  29. There's a reason they are illegal.

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